complaints

Grr, St Patrick's Day. An annoying time where people pretend to be Irish and parade around in tricolour flags to justify drinking too much Guinness at the end of the day. I like Ireland, its history and its culture, but why do people have to show disproportionate yet clearly superficial interest in it every year, while also being largely ignorant of their own?

What else? Oh, chav kids, still incredibly annoying. What possesses them to think that hitting people is an acceptable form of fun? Has it always been the case that children are so violent to strangers, or is this a new thing? At least one judge recently suggested that he keeps seeing younger and younger people on assault charges.

While I'm here, I would also like to complain about the lights in my flat (almost all non-functional), the weather (too cold), work (too tedious) and women (being female).

Random video game name generator

http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Click it: have fun.

Some of the best so far:

Sensual Sailor Strike Force
National Lampoon's Business of the Third Reich
Infinite Sumo Showdown
Stealth Florist Fun
Chinese Spork Wasteland
Preschool STD Trader
Kinky Dungeon in My Pocket
Jackie Chan's Hippo Oppression
Maximum Hamster Apocalypse
Tiger Woods' Puppy Massacre
Armored Beautician College

And undoubtedly the best...

Undead Hobo - The Dark Project

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