Yesterday I asked, "How do you discover new music?" because of some advice I have seen given out to musicians over the last year - advice which is rarely questioned. The advice is basically that the main and first route to growing your band's fan base is just to play more gigs, building up a local fanbase, then broadening out to other cities across the country.

One example is this post on Reddit on "how to help your band grow" where the 2 key points are "Play local gigs, and get more fans." and "Branch out to shows beyond your hometown." Barely anybody there questioned this, and when it was questioned, the original poster said "It's about creating a network of support, and nothing beats the live experience". Is this true? Is the live experience the best way to build that network of support? (Let's ignore how inappropriate it is for many genres of music that don't lend themselves to live gigs, too.)

Another is this video on YouTube which suggests that if a band has $10,000 and wants to spend that on promoting itself, the best approach is to spend it on travel costs so that you can get out on the road, show you're not a local band, and get out in front of new fans and other professionals. At this suggestion my mild scepticism turned to outright disbelief. To my mind, that way will result in you playing gig after gig to empty or near-empty rooms, because who's going to come and see an unknown band from out of town?

More anecdotally, I've often heard it suggested that bands need to be gigging regularly to get anywhere. Some bands play tirelessly up and down the country, seemingly getting nowhere while their fans and advocates lament how odd it is that such a hard-working band is still overlooked by the musical powers that be. But I don't actually think it's surprising.

Basically, I believe that playing lots of small gigs has little to no bearing on whether you make and keep new fans, in 2013. In past decades, local gigs might have been the main way fans got into new music, once you filter out pop bands appearing on TV and radio, and already-established acts appearing in specialist press. Smaller acts played the pub and club circuit hoping to catch the eye of the right person and get signed, which would give them access to bigger tours, magazine coverage, etc. But I don't think that is how it works any more. I don't get the impression that label A&R men are still prowling tiny gigs looking for a gem in the rough, and I certainly don't think that as many people go to underground gigs as was the case in the past, because they have a more compelling alternative in the form of The Internet™. Sites like Last.fm, YouTube, and Spotify let people discover new bands based on their existing taste, at zero monetary cost and in very little time, without needing to leave their own home or put up with substandard gig sound in the local dive bar, drinking semi-poisonous draught beer to try and make the evening more palatable. And based on my own experiences as an occasional live performer, I don't think most live gigs translate into a significant number of new fans at all.

In short, my hypothesis was that today, most people do not discover the music they listen to through live performances; they are most likely to discover it via internet-based promotion of some sort.

So, I did a small informal experiment, and asked my Facebook and Livejournal friends to pick 5 artists at random and tell me how they discovered that artist. The mechanism of selection was supposed to be a media player of some sort, to remove human bias from the selection and to weight the results towards the music people are actually listening to.

I got about 20 responses, although not all did the whole 5 bands, and some provided more than 5 bands - in the latter cases, I'll choose the group of 5 which most strongly contradicts my hypothesis to minimise my own bias here.

In total I got 86 results, and here's where we (claim to have) discovered these bands:

  • Recommendations from a friend: 27

  • Last.fm: 10

  • Seen on TV or in a film: 6

  • By association with another band that is already known and liked (eg. shared members, side-project): 5

  • Magazine review or article: 4

  • Heard on radio: 4

  • Heard at a club night: 3

  • Seen at a festival: 3

  • On a label or magazine compilation CD: 2

  • Based on packaging or artwork seen in shop: 2

  • Web forum: 2

  • Heard on podcast: 2

  • Seen at a gig (presumably not a festival, but not specified): 1

  • Rateyourmusic.com: 2

  • eBay 'similar items' list: 1

  • Based on photo seen online: 1

  • Assigned to review for print media: 1

  • Review (no explanation of where): 1

  • Newspaper review or article: 1

  • Checked out due to name similarity to other band: 1

  • Part of (presumably unauthorised) download of several items: 1

  • Same label as another band already known and liked: 1

  • Appearing at a future festival I will attend: 1

  • "Internet" (no explanation of where): 1

  • Looked up "after internet-stalking someone I rather fancied at the time": 1

  • Bought due to cool name: 1

  • Worked with band as a sound engineer/producer: 1

So, out of 86 bands, 27 of them (31.3%) came to us via recommendations from friends. 21 of them (24.4%) came via various internet sites or through methods that require the internet. Only 5 of them, a mere 5.8% of the total, made their way onto our playlists directly as a result of us seeing the band live, or expecting to see the band live.

In my opinion, this result is strong enough to refute the suggestion that live gigs are the primary way to get new fans. It seems clear that, as I suspected, people are getting into new music via other means. However, I don't think the evidence is clear that the internet plays as large a part in this as I had expected. If we take out friend recommendations and leave only the independent discoveries, 35.6% of the bands we discover come from internet-based promotion and exposure, but almost twice that figure come from a variety of other sources. But then a lot of the friend recommendations might only be happening due to the ease of sharing YouTube videos and Spotify playlists on Facebook, Twitter, Last.fm, etc. It would be interesting to dig into that further.

I was surprised at how overwhelming the value of recommendations by friends was. Our group of acquaintances are either sharing a lot of music, or know our tastes extremely well, or both. It would seem that bands need to make it easy for their fans to share their music and convert new fans as a result.

I was also surprised to see so few people citing podcasts (2) or internet radio (0) as sources of new music - although this tallies with my gut feeling that there aren't many listeners to these shows. Is this an attention span issue, where people would rather check out individual songs via YouTube than listen to a show that may go on for several hours?

I was not surprised to see that magazine cover cds didn't make much of an impression. My band was on such a cd, and we didn't notice any increase in listening habits, purchases, downloads, or Facebook fan count. It's common for magazines to charge aspiring bands for the privilege of being featured on these cds, and given the data here, I'm even more inclined than before to declare it a bit of a scam, exploiting bands who feel they should be investing in their act but who don't realise how little effect this particular route will have.

Although I think this is quite negative regarding the value of gigs as promotion, there are obviously second-order effects to consider. How many of the recommendations came from friends who had seen the band live, for example? And perhaps playing live significantly increases a band's chances of getting onto TV, or into a magazine, or to be played at a club night. These are possibilities - but I think that if live bands were making much of an impression on our friends, we'd have seen a higher showing of them making an impression on us directly. I think it's also significant that more people got into bands through seeing them at festivals than at individual gigs. This supports my hunch that simply playing small gigs across the country is not much use - ideally you play at festivals where you get in front of more people. But obviously this is easier said than done.

Final notes on demographics etc: obviously my friends skew towards being fairly technical, and more so since I asked people via internet sites, so there is likely to be an overrepresentation of internet use here. But I think I also have a larger proportion of gig-going friends than the average person, so either the chances of getting discovered via a gig are even worse than these very pessimistic results suggest, or I have friends who are suckers for punishment and attend awful gigs. I suspect a little of both.

Comments welcomed.
The 10th most important article on BBC News Online, according to its RSS feed, is that Twitter has made the right-hand column of its website wider. Jesus Christ BBC, sort your act out. IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT. The only Twitter users that spend much time on the actual website are people like me that dislike the service and only use it under duress. Most of the others view it through their phone or TweetDeck or Seesmic or some magic cross-posting system. I still don't like Twitter much, as you may have guessed.

What else? Oh yeah, I'm tired of reading article after article about how "Budget cuts will make <something> worse". Of course they will, and they should. If it were possible to reduce the budget for something without harming any of its output then that implies the money was being wasted or stolen in the first place. (Of course, this is the case in some areas, such as welfare, even if a lot of people who've never set foot in a Jobcentre don't want to believe that, and indeed in many places where people fight to maintain a budget that arguably they don't need.) So the question is not whether hospital waiting lists will get longer, defence will weaken, standards of living will decline, unemployment will rise, etc. Of course these things will happen. The question is, are the measures necessary?

I would argue that they definitely are. The country's books have to balance and you have to bring in at least as much money as you're spending. You can't just keep borrowing more and more on the pretense of 'investment' because for it to be actual investment and not just expenditure you need proof that you can repay what you borrow. But public sector spending does not do that. If it did, we wouldn't need taxes! We spend because it's beneficial for society to spread the wealth around on infrastructure and it helps to have a central body coordinating these things. These are positive actions, but they're not investments in the normal sense. They're just expenditure and you don't fix excess expenditure by spending even more in the vain hope it will help you spend less later. It's like eating a gâteau to find the extra energy to go running so that you can lose some weight. It doesn't work that way.

So I'm afraid I won't be supporting any campaign to stop NHS / arts / job / defence cuts, no matter how well-intentioned, because at the end of the day you have to live within your means. Sadly the Labour government in the last years of its tenure chose not to do that, meaning we were caught out when stuff went wrong. (And that's without even mentioning the £21.4bn of annual interest on the national debt that dwarfs the £6bn in planned cuts. If the last government had been prudent and worked on cutting that back when times were good instead of using economic stability as an excuse to borrow even more, we'd be in much better shape now.)

What was my original point again? Oh yeah, I want the media to stop saying "this person says this service will suffer" because I already know that, and so should you. It's not the point.

Another one: news people, stop telling me that some Liberal disagrees with something a Conservative said or vice versa. I should damn well hope that they disagree on some things otherwise they aren't worthy of the name 'Liberal' or 'Conservative'. But for the moment they have to cooperate to decide how the country is to be run and it would be lovely if the media could concentrate on constructively critiquing their actual policy decisions rather than trying to stir up dissent.

Maybe I'll write a non-contentious post soon...
Over the last few years, we've seen the rise of Facebook, allowing people to connect with their friends in a fairly effective way. This has come at the expense of various other online networks - individual web forums are losing traffic, MySpace has obviously been cannibalised by people moving to Facebook, older haunts like Yahoo and MSN Groups have become deserted and closed down respectively, ICQ and Yahoo Messengers have lost favour, postings to Livejournal have dried up a lot, and so on.

All these other sites and services were a bit more anonymous. You could find interesting people and join their community or subscribe to their page and get to know them that way. Because they were mostly anonymous there weren't so many concerns about privacy and so you'd make new friends quite easily, by searching based on interests or whatever.

Now, we have Facebook which is big on having your real identity. In itself I don't think that's a bad thing, as there's definitely a place for networking with your real life friends and having a web site dedicated to facilitating that. But with real identity comes a need for privacy, which in turn means it's actually quite hard to find new friends on Facebook based on what they do or like. If you don't already have a mutual friend, you may never come across them, and even if you do, chances are high that their profile will be mostly closed off to you so contacting them is just a stab in the dark really. So as people have abandoned other services for Facebook, they've disappeared off the public web into a more private area.

I used to meet lots of people through online gaming. There was something really cool about going onto an online game and ending up on these make-believe adventures with people from England, the USA, Holland, Canada, none of whom you'd met before, but who you would get to know. But games things aren't the same any more either - it seems like most of the online games these days are carefully set up so that you can enter what is nominally a 'massively multiplayer world' and yet have as little to do with anybody else as possible, except for meeting up with your real life friends to go and play in a dungeon reserved especially for you.

I don't think any of this is a particularly good thing. It feels like the internet has lost some of its appeal in letting people form communities that ignore geographical distance, in favour of becoming something that just makes real world communities a little more efficient. It's a bit of a shame, I think. A lost opportunity.

FB

May. 2nd, 2010 07:01 pm
I play a lot of Football Manager 2005. (Why 2005 and not a more recent one? Because games aren't about the technology, and although the technology has improved, the rest of the game hasn't.) On this game I bought a lower leagues player from Norway who is marked as a "Defender/Forward Left/Centre/Right". So he seemed adaptable, but I never got good results, no matter where I played him on the pitch, so I turned to Google to get more information - maybe other FM2005 players had an idea, or maybe I could find news reports telling me what position he plays in real life.

Instead, the first search result I get back is his Facebook profile. He has 679 friends, is single, and is a fan of Eric Cantona, the English Premier League, and, er, Tattoos and Piercings. What is the world coming to? Maybe Facebook is too important these days, with things such as these new 'Like' buttons popping up on completely unrelated sites, gathering your personal information and selling it to advertisers and so on. I'm not usually the kind of person to worry a lot about privacy concerns, but this could get a bit much.

This article by Raph Koster says it all really: 'Facebook will become your ID card for reality'. "You will swipe your Credits card to buy your movie ticket using some credits you earned with the loyalty program in Farmville, and swipe it again to get into the theater. You watch the movie, which helpfully tells all your friends where you are and what you are doing."

Maybe blocking Mafia Wars updates was the least of our problems, after all!
After a long and tedious day at work, I got home and expected - and wanted - just to relax for the evening. Instead, that started off as the oh-so-typical web-based procrastination, and then switched to me writing a 2000-word post for my game development blog. It's funny to think that I remember students struggling to reach 2000 words for their essays, but I was struggling to get the post below 2000 words, which is too many as it is. 1000 words per hour is a decent rate to be writing at, at least. It totally depends on whether I know enough about the subject matter, but my mind picks up so many assorted connections these days that it seems easy to get that far. So it bodes reasonably well for any future writing I might try to do.

I'm sure there's also something witty or insightful to be said about the fact that I'm writing a blog post about writing a blog post. (And of this sentence, writing about writing a blog post about writing a blog post. Ad infinitum...)

However it all reminds me that relaxation is not particularly easy when in front of the computer. Although I have more games than I can ever hope to complete, I often end up feeling the need to do something useful, or at least attempt it. As much as I rely on my PC and the internet at home and at work, some of the best times I've had were when I was away from computers and the web and email for several days, such as at Wacken last year or Matlock Bath the summer before. I thought I'd feel the need to get online and check journals and emails and the like... but no. Having a short but enforced isolation from technology is definitely liberating in its own way.

Twitter

Mar. 25th, 2009 10:44 am
Come on then, some of you use it... what's the point of it? Don't take this personally but it just seems to be 90% of the LiveJournal functionality repackaged in a pretty Web 2.0 style and popularised by celebrities and journalists using it.

(Oh, and I hate hearing people talking about 'tweeting'. I shall quote someone and say 'I simply refuse to call the individual messages "tweets." That term lives in the uncanny valley between asinine and humiliating.')
Apparently monster.co.uk got hacked (although the bar for what qualifies as 'hacking' has seriously lowered these days) and everybody's passwords on there are considered compromised. So if you have an account on there, and you use that password anywhere else of importance, time to change it.

(At this point I expect some smart-ass to comment about how you should use a different password for every site. I can only imagine you'd have to be autistic or something to remember a different password for each of the sites you could end up on.)

Anyway, they decided not to tell everybody about this, but instead have left a message buried on the right hand side of their front page, assuming everybody will visit their site regularly. Because, obviously, nobody actually GETS A JOB USING THEIR SERVICE and therefore no longer needs to visit the site, do they?

On the letter they've put up about this issue, they boast, "Monster has made, and will continue to make, a significant investment in enhancing data security, and we believe that Monster’s security measures are as, or more, robust than other sites in our industry." So, they think that not a single job-site online has considered storing encrypted or hashed passwords instead of plain-text ones? Imbeciles.

They also say, "no company can completely prevent unauthorized access to data" which is also very misleading, albeit no more misleading than many other statements that the computing industry likes to put out to excuse the failings in process and product that they inflict on the world. I wonder why software developers seem to rush out flawed products and services more often than other industries? When will it change?
Time for a complaint post! I know you all miss them so.

"British internet providers have blocked access to parts of Wikipedia after accusations that the site was carrying "potentially illegal" images of child pornography. [...] The offending article, about German rock group The Scorpions' 1976 album Virgin Killers, included an image of the record's controversial cover - which featured a young naked girl with her genitals obscured by a crack in the camera lens." You couldn't make this sort of thing up. But apparently we are now having our internet censored like China with an unelected and unaccountable body deciding what is legal and illegal. There are, of course, thousands of other pages full of material potentially illegal or relating to or facilitating crime, but it seems that kiddie porn is the only one covered in this way. What if I think radical Jihadist sites are more offensive, for example? Anyway, the censored page is here, if you're interested.

Procedures. Procedures annoy me. Too often we hear people swearing that they followed procedures, while fucking something up royally. Procedures are a cloak for weak people to hide behind, allowing them to blame others for what they do or failed to do. The delegated nature of modern organisations is a handy way to avoid anybody having to really take any responsibility for anything. The people at the top don't actually do anything and the people at the bottom don't actually decide anything, so who do you blame when something goes wrong? The answer surely has to be that everybody has to take their share of the responsibility - just a shame that when people do speak up to try and make things better, the arrogant and self-serving organisations close ranks and attempt to stop you talking.

That reminds me of the rather sadly predictable reaction of the teaching union to leading universities warning students which A-level subjects are considered less desirable when applying for uni. "It is completely demoralising to teachers and young people to be on the receiving end of this complete denigration of the exam system. There are enormous demands placed on teachers and young people following A-level courses. We should be celebrating the standards that are achieved, not constantly seeking to cast doubt on their validity." What a load of rubbish. Teaching is a worthy profession, but the worth comes from educating students, not from 'moralising' teachers (or whatever the opposite of demoralising is), nor in celebrating a so-called 'standard' (which surely cannot exist unless its validity is tested - such is the nature of a standard). If the subject being taught is not going to be of much use to the student in certain ways, then they have a right to know! They can still choose to study it for advancement of their own knowledge or with the idea of setting up their own business in that area, but they shouldn't be misled into thinking all A-levels give them an equal shot at a great university degree. Gathering round to launch attacks on universities in order to protect the poor Film Studies teachers is the wrong thing to do.

Silly metal band news: the incarnation of Gorgoroth led by 'Infernus' has finalised its lineup, including the members 'Tormentor', 'Pest' (surely Pest is a PG-rated Tormentor? Maybe minor sinners are sent to Heck for Eternal Pestering...), Tomas Asklund on drums, and rounded out by the truly grim and forbidding-sounding "Frank Watkins". What? I think Extreme Band Member Names have to be an all or nothing thing - no half measures!
I bought a mixer online from Dolphin Music last month. I bought it online because Millennium Music in town are too technologically-retarded to have a website that actually shows their stock levels, instead always claiming things are in stock when they are not. So I bought from someone who does actually have stock when they say they do.

The item arrived, and worked well. For a month. Then one of the meters broke, and I needed to send it back. "Ok, we'll arrange to collect it and have it sent back directly to the distributor for you", Dolphin said. I was pleased.

Then I noticed they charged me the £10 courier charge for this collection. Not impressed. But ok, I figure that until it's proven to be defective, it's understandable. I'll just claim it back at the end. I printed off the return label emailed to me, packaged it back up, and the courier duly collected it on time.

It's a week later today and I'd heard nothing more about this, so I contacted the distributor to see if they got my package. Apparently, they know nothing about the package, since Dolphin don't appear to have cleared a return with them. If they had tried, they would have been told not to have it sent to them, as the mixer manufacturers handle repairs and replacements themselves. The guy at the distributor is now going down to his 'Goods In' department to try and see if my mixer is sat neglected in a WTF-area somewhere and then attempt to forward it on to the manufacturer. Maybe I'll even get it back one day.

Fucking retarded. How hard can this stuff all be?
Ever feel like it's hard to find new music that you like? In my case, it's not so much that there isn't much of it, but that I already know about the bands. For instance, I just went to Last.fm and looked at the 20 bands most similar to Paradise Lost, the band I listen to most. And these are those bands:

My Dying Bride - I already own 6 of their albums.
Moonspell - I own 2 of their albums.
Tiamat - I own 4 albums.
Katatonia - I own 8 albums and EPs.
Amorphis - Got 6 albums.
Anathema - Got 6 albums.
Type O Negative - 3 albums.
The Gathering - 2 albums.
Crematory - 4 albums.
Lake of Tears - 2 albums.
Darkseed - 5 albums.
Sentenced - 7 albums.
Theatre of Tragedy - None!
Saturnus - 2.
Draconian - 4.
Swallow The Sun - 3.
Lacrimas Profundere - 5.
Novembers Doom - 4.
Therion - None!
Lacuna Coil - 4.

So, of 20 bands, I have stuff by 18 of them. Perhaps that particular sub-genre is pretty much milked dry...

I miss the days of MP3.com and listen.lycos.com where mp3s by bands were sorted quite effectively by people knowledgeable with the genre. Last.fm does a great job of organising the reasonably well known bands, but you can't find many hidden gems there. At the other end of the scale, MySpace has all the hidden gems (and lumps of coal), but the categorisation is next to non-existent and browsing is mostly unproductive.

I'd like to say there's a gap in the market for a decent site that categorises bands like this, but I don't know if there's really a 'market' at all. Having said that, if there are people like me who are willing to buy cds but can't find bands to buy, it implies the industry is failing (yet again) to exploit the market properly.
thedarkproject: (anubis)
Just... what the hell?

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That's for the game Company Of Heroes.

nothing

May. 1st, 2008 11:17 am
Not much to say, so I won't say much.

I've plenty of social stuff lined up for the next 4 or 5 days, so hopefully that is all enjoyable. Barbecue season is approaching, which is good. In fact, I hope to get out a lot this summer, with the improving weather. But, I say that every year and it doesn't usually happen.

The BBC site has another scare story about Facebook. "We have discovered a way to steal the personal details of you and all your Facebook friends without you knowing." it says. What they mean is, "We have discovered a way to steal the personal details that you have chosen to make available, when you also explicitly choose to install an application from a company you have never heard of before." It goes on to say, "When you add an application, unless you say otherwise, it is given access to most of the information in your profile. That includes information you have on your friends even if they think they have tight security settings. Did you know that you were responsible for other people's security?" This last bit is blatantly false; you can get a user's list of friend IDs. That's it. Anything else they show is just the publicly available data that friend already has.

Anybody know if the Sound Control shop here in Nottingham has closed, after the chain went into administration? I hear some of the shops are still operating for now, but I don't know if that's one of them. Looks like I'll have to get used to going a little further out of town for my guitar shopping needs. I'd probably order stuff from Thomann in Germany instead if I thought I could actually get it delivered to my house effectively.

A third of the year is gone, and I still haven't achieved any of the things I set out to do by the end of last year. This is how lives are wasted, I fear! When I have time free, I have no motivation, and vice versa.

A random question for you all: what items or services can you buy which just make life a little bit easier, quicker, better, etc? I'm thinking of things like dishwashers, home delivered groceries, stereos that you can plug an MP3 player into, random stuff which might seem a bit frivolous but saves time and frustration.
Not much news from me. Christmas didn't exist, but I did spend a few hours on the 29th visiting the family, or at least a subset of it, which I'll probably talk about in a separate post later. On New Year's Eve I went to Chris and Allan's, sans Allan, then ended up in the Salutation Inn, which was ok for the single reason that it's about the only place I could go that night where I'd be one of the younger ones rather than one of the older ones. I might have gone to Nick's, except he lives in Outer Mongolia which makes walking back impractical. I spent most of the rest of my holiday time sat at home playing Oblivion or Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

Now I've been back at work for 1 and a half days and already I'm annoyed at the incompetence in one department holding me back. Verrrrry annoying. Imagine an architect telling the construction people to build an elaborately decorated wall in a certain place, and then later saying, "can't we have it 60cm to the left, please? Surely it can't be that hard... it's not like I want to change the actual wall or anything, just move it."

I finally got my CD that I ordered from Fuckers Online Caiman. When I remember, they're getting zero-rated feedback on Amazon. No sign of the book I ordered on the 15th of November though. I have a guitar pedal on order from somewhere else and hopefully that will arrive tomorrow, but we'll see.

Currently this year is looking much like last year, which was a poor version of the year before that really. Rather crap.
thedarkproject: (anubis)
Work is frustrating at the moment. I'll be glad when it's the weekend, where I have absolutely nothing planned, but at least I won't be beating my head against the desk trying to work out how to use someone else's crap code.

Computer programming is great when it's going well, like a perfect blend of art and science, craft and engineering. You get to be the architect and the brick layer. You dream up stuff and make it happen. Unfortunately when you end up having to work through and around a load of someone else's poor and undocumented code it's more like trying to rebuild a half-demolished house with a toy hammer and some electrical tape, against a deadline. Despite what some people seem to think, it doesn't have to be this bad, and there are better practices you can use to make it work. Unfortunately they don't fit into tight schedules, because you can achieve the same functionality in abour 60% of the time. It's only at the end, where you are finding that meeting feature requests twice as hard as you should, that there's an appreciation that things should have been done properly in the first place. It's a lot of stress for no good reason.

In completely unrelated news, the new Novembre album is very good, and is possibly a bit of a nod back towards the older stuff. I'm also quite keen on this Lacrimas Profundere album I got, "Burning: A Wish", which sounds a bit like Anathema's 'The Silent Enigma' album in places. The lyrics are a bit dodgy, but that's foreign bands for you. (Oh, and [livejournal.com profile] synphony, I found a Tristania album with the word 'strenght' in it.) However, I've not bought any new funeral doom in days, so I should rectify that.

My home recording stuff isn't going too well, but if nothing else I know what all the options on my Pod XT do now. And, I've become acutely aware of the audible differences between overdrive and distortion, a distinction I've always wondered about but only now learned properly. Now I instantly spot overdrive in lead guitar tones, and know why so many bands have old-looking green pedals with them on stage. It's always good to learn new things.

To finish off, here's the Spam of the Day: "Now you can fill her vagina with meat like you fill her heart with love." Who said romance was dead?

pop

Oct. 22nd, 2007 06:57 pm
Yay, a thousand email delivery failure notifications in my inbox when I get home from work, all because some spammer decided to use a variation on my address in his forgeries. Conclusive proof that the POP3 email system is completely broken.
Yet another entry entitled "today's complaints". I briefly flirted with the idea of having a complaint of the day, but then I'd have no days left to post other stuff.

Anyway.

Firstly, someone appears to have stolen my coat when I was out last night. I left it somewhere that I figured would be pretty safe and free from the possibility of someone taking it by accident, but someone took it anyway despite my periodic checking. Of course, there are the usual caveats about how foolish my actions may have been in leaving such an item in an open area, but that's not really the point. I should be able to put my coat down and have it there when I return in much the same way that women should be allowed to look good on a night out and not get raped. Temptation may be an influence but it's not an excuse. It wasn't a particularly good or expensive coat, but I've had it for a while and it was a gift, so it's a shame to lose it. It's more annoying that there are grown up and supposedly mature people who still steal things.

Secondly, the shop salesman in the leather coat shop was massively overbearing! I went in there to scope out replacement coats and he Just Wouldn't Stop Talking. Yes, I probably want a black one, yes, probably quite plain and simple, no, I don't think I would want the military style one, no, I don't want a trenchcoat as I'm only a part-time goth, oh, it's your best selling one is it, that's great, yes, that one is really light isn't it. FFS. In the end I left before I was able to do all the browsing I wanted, because I was fed up of answering his questions. How on earth is that a good sales tactic? Do people really feel pressured into buying £150 leather coats when hassled by a salesman? I would guess that they're far more likely to flee like I did than to make such an expensive impulse purchase. I need to go back with a pretty girl to distract him with.

Thirdly, I wish Caiman 'UK' (in the USA!) who sell CDs and books via Amazon Marketplace would stop lying about whether something is in stock or not. Almost half of the things I've ordered from them, which are explicitly marked as being in stock, ended up being on back order meaning I've had to wait 4 to 8 weeks for them. I might have still bought the items anyway even knowing that they'd take that long to arrive, but I hate being lied to. I think I'm adding them to my boycott list, alongside Microsoft and Creative. I know not everybody agrees with the benefit or ethics of such things, but I think that you have to vote with your wallet. (As it's pretty clear that voting with your ballot achieves absofuckinglutely nothing.)

Fourthly, people who feel the need to publicly micro-analyse a night out that they just went to by posting on the internet. Once upon a time people might comment that they had a great time, or they didn't, which is fair enough. Then it started becoming more a case of "they didn't play much X and too much Y". Now it's going beyond that point, to where people worry about how much a sub-sub-genre is played, or how many songs of a certain type were played in a row. Come on people, get a life. And don't claim this criticism is "nothing personal", because you're wrong - no matter how you intend it to be taken, the event was run by real people who have real feelings, and you are effectively now highlighting their failings in public. Most of them will be happy to listen to you privately or receive your email if it's really that big a deal. If not, just leave it. If your night is made shit because someone played Smashing Pumpkins after only 2 power metal songs in a row rather than a good run of 6, or because your favourite song was played 90 minutes earlier than you expected, then you probably just shouldn't leave the house.

Hmm, that'll do. Back to work...

stalking

Oct. 2nd, 2007 12:16 am
Anybody know who cpc2-stap3-0-0-cust697.nott.cable.ntl.com (82.5.62.186) is, or is likely to be?
Firstly: mmm, software with a 40GB installation footprint. Niiice.

Secondly: I used Skype properly for the first time yesterday. It worked surprisingly well, considering I was using a vocal microphone some distance from me and the normal speakers, rather than the traditional internet telephony headset. Hopefully I won't have to use it again all that often though, as I hate the phone...

Thirdly: it's the Bloodstock festival on Thursday, through to Sunday morning. I think I will buy a new tent for the occasion. As with some women and their dresses or shoes, I feel that it would be a social faux pas to be seen in the same tent twice. (Also, the old one was a bit small and not all that waterproof, as I discovered in Wales.) Besides, this approach saves me from having to clean it. It'll be good to see some of you there. For those who aren't going from Nottingham, you'll recognise me as the long-haired guy wearing black.

Fourthly: isn't DosBox ace? With that I've got Ultima 8 working in Windows XP, which used to be next to impossible, and even when it came out just prior to the Windows 95 days it required its own boot disc and everything. How times have changed. I also have Betrayal At Krondor and various other old games to try out at some point. Realms of the Haunting has to be a priority at some stage. Old games are better than new ones - fact.
I got my Korg PadKontrol today - I asked SoundControl for one, and they had one box left... which was empty... so apparently they sold one without the box. Ace. So I wandered down to Millennium Music instead, which I found was rammed with musical goodness. I could have spent hundreds there, but I managed to escape with just the PadKontrol and a cheap Behringer graphic equaliser guitar pedal. Anyway, the PadKontrol seems to work just fine, although several parts of the software supplied with it just don't work properly. Does nobody test anything any more?

After that, I started trying to practise some of the songs I wrote, because me and Allan are going to rehearse, in the practice rooms next door to Millennium Music no less. I can't remember how to play most of these songs, but then Allan can't remember how to play his drums either. This obviously bodes well for future practices. Chris can't come and play guitar because he's injured his hand and/or got to go to his parents, supposedly.

The other day, I was reminded that the way in which people use the Internet seems to have changed a lot over the last 6 or 7 years. Back in 2000 or so, people on the Internet tended meet people from different places, often through a common interest. But now, it seems to be used more as a way to keep in contact with your existing friends. Hardly anybody instant-messages random people to chat any more. Sites like Facebook are designed to reflect real-life networks of friends and facilitate communication between them. MySpace has no such bias, but is too technically poor to feasibly allow you to meet interesting people (unless 'interesting' is defined as 'looks hot in that user photo'). LiveJournal provides communities but supplies very little information about each one, making finding the good ones a bit hit and miss. Even online games, where you'd once meet many people from around the world and participate together, seem to have moved towards becoming places where people often play mostly with their real-world friends. This seems a bit of a shame to me.


And, it's still raining.

ahaha

Jul. 10th, 2007 07:25 pm
I just found the Facebook profile of the guy who lives across the corridor from me; he often sits outside my room with his laptop, as that's the only way you can get a decent signal from the wireless router that is in the corridor. I spotted he was browsing Facebook, so I thought I'd look him up. I'm half-tempted to send him a message saying "I'M IN UR LAUNDRY ROOM, CLEANING MY PANTZ".

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