Bullet point update

Pretend it's a Powerpoint presentation if you prefer.

• Bought a cheap Wacom tablet - have found it to be quite fun, but am annoyed that it doesn't work properly with my painting software (ie. The GIMP) because the GTK developers are Fucking Lame. Oh, and condescending too.
• Went out to Damage Inc on Thursday and had a lot of fun, for a change.
• Played zebra-crossing chicken with another bus driver, who was forced to bring his bus to a halt 6 inches from me. Yet again I was given the "you win" look rather than the correct "you're right" look. Fuckers.
• Cooked two microwave meals, both barely edible, but soooo convenient!
• Went to the Salutation on Friday to see how much more space has been freed up by removing the staircase, and noticing how quickly and easily such space can be filled almost entirely of men who've had something to do with my ex-girlfriends.
• Discovered, with a degree of surprise, that being slapped repeatedly in the face while being told to "Be happy!" does actually work.

More thrilling news next week.