Back from Wacken, Germany

Back safe and largely uninjured. I have:

• over 650 pictures to sort through of varying quality;
• about 20 minutes of video of even more wildly varying quality;
• brought back 2 uneaten German instant noodle pots, just like last year;
• incurred no weight loss this time;
• a new Dark Tranquillity hoodie and some new leather trousers, neither of which I expect to wear more than once a year;
• a rather lengthy update or two to write about it all, hopefully soon before I forget some of the more bizarre moments. Watch this space.