vermin

[thedarkproject]

A pigeon crapped on my lunch. If I ever find out which paragon of retarded development it was that objected to using hawks to cull pigeons in town on account of it being "inhumane", I will pluck out their eyes and feed them to the aforementioned hawks.

I bought new lunch, though.

Comments

[l0stxstar.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

You do make me chuckle sometimes Ben!
Glad you got a replacement lunch. ;]

[makingthematrix.livejournal.com]

Shit happens, and sometimes it's not even metaphorical.
If you ever go to Hastings, watch out for seagulls. They bomb on people.

[lost-in-moose.livejournal.com]

Well at least we got a good laugh out of it... or I did :D

[thedarkproject]

DIE

[spazzhammer.livejournal.com]

Better then it going in your lovelly hair

xxxxxxx

[thedarkproject]

A bird did shit on my head once, but luckily he was on a low fluid diet so it just bounced right off. Why can't all birds eat like that, I wonder?

[spazzhammer.livejournal.com]

That had better be a rhetorical question.

[shallowthing.livejournal.com]

A bird once crapped in my hair on the way to school once. And I believe one my aunts got shit down the inside of her spectacles on another occasion.

[hellbound-heart.livejournal.com]

Pigeons and gulls are really the ornithological answer to chavs, so I'm all for their strategic deaths. A seagull got about three of us coming out of the pub a few weeks ago. Missed my head but destroyed a very nice handbag.

[https://users.livejournal.com/-arnamentia-/]

It's supposed to be good luck, apparently! Although that's if it lands on your person rather than your lunch... maybe a lunch-landing is double-good luck!

[n0tasquirrel.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, yummy o_O?

[ironlord.livejournal.com]

Kill the pig(eon)! Spill its blood! *blows conch loudly*

I think you should do what Rich Hall once did; feed pigeon pie to the pigeons in Trafalgar square.

[wood-elf.livejournal.com]

Well, that'd make town centres pretty interesting, having hawks everywhere. I'd be for it if they could guarantee there wouldn't be mangled pigeon carcasses dropped over all the pavements when the hawks finished with them...

(Sorry if that put you off lunch or whatever meal)

[vokzal.livejournal.com]

Someone objected to this?

And you don't have it happening naturally anyway? it = hawks moving in

[thedarkproject]

They raised the "it's inhumane" complaint, yes.

And birds of prey don't tend to go in city centres. I suppose that, as with many birds, they're not all that comfortable around people.