abusive barman award

[thedarkproject]

The scene: myself, accompanied by a few friends, at a well-known 'real ale and rock' pub in the city centre, Nottingham.

Me: "Hi, can I have a J2O, please?"
Barman: "A J2O?"
Me: "Yes. Oh, it's not for me. I'd like an orange juice and lemonade, please."
Barman: "Orange juice and lemonade?"
Me: "Yes! Sorry."
Barman: "Would you like anything else that's fucking gay? Like, a man's ass to fuck?"
Me: "Maybe later!"

If I didn't know the guy, and know he was gay himself, I might have been mildly horrified. ;)

Comments

[yourapocalypse.livejournal.com]

Points to Dan, I feel.

[spurnnedhistory.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't order one of these

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

He might have been horrified himself at your reply if he wasn't gay and knew you knew of that.